Chicken?

The other day I was watching the KFC sponsored T20 match between the Aussies and the Kiwis..it was funny to see the Aussie Jerseys stamped right across the middle with the KFC logo! The mighty Aussies without realising it had themselves marked 'CHICKEN'. There were several unusual things in the match...it was one match to be remembered by all.
Especially , Luke Pomersbach...who came to enjoy the game when the Aussie selectors called him and asked him to come to the dressing room. So, off he ran from the grass hill to the Aussie dressing room! What a debut! I mean.........seriously...
It happens only in Australia!
So it got me thinking..I dont know if it's the KFC factor or what..I was just comparing each Aussie cricketer to a KFC chicken....So, here's my list
1)Ricky Ponting-he's the KFC Original Recipe...Colonel's secret recipe..
2)Adam Gilchrist-Extra Crispy, and LOUD!
3)Mathew Hayden-Chicken in a bucket....nothing can beat this size!(sry man!)
4)Andrew Symonds-Pot pie..
5)Micheal Clarke-Chicken Popcorn
I have not really thought about the other names...but ofcourse there's Brett Lee and he definetly is..
Chicken strips....yummy....
So,instead of having the player's nicknames on their Jerseys..KFC should have made them wear the names from the KFC menu!!!!!!!!
Adios!

or are these the real chicken?????