It happens during End Sems also.

A day before the Evidence Paper in National Law University,two girls decided to study together...the following is an account of the interesting thoughts that they have come up with while studying for the test.


On Dying Declaration...


Girl 1: Ok.So Dying declaration can be made orally or written..
Girl2 : Hey, this totally reminds me of the House of Wax!So, suppose you are in the house of wax, and you are like mummified in wax, and your friend is standing next to you and the killer is also there, if you point towards the killer with your eyes, will THAT be dying declaration?


Well let's ask some of the Honorable judges to ponder over that one!


While on the way to the hostel from the mess,


Girl 1: This case ok, it's for section 15..its called Perkins V Jeffrey. There was this guy who used to indecently assault this woman, you like flash her, you know what's flash right..
Girl 2: Yes, I know what flash is, it's not flash with a torch light!!


One other time,


Girl1: I can't send you files, my gtalk is f****d!!
Girl 2: Then Go, UnF*** it!!


In most cases, where there is Girl 1 and Girl 2, Girl 3 is also around somewhere, so here what happened a day after Diwali!


The Pigeon population of NLU has finally discovered that NGH is a livable place! Now there's pigeon's in every corner of the hostel.While trying to shoo a pigeon away,

Girl 3: She ( pigeon) will not go anywhere!
Girl 1: B***** dumb male/female pigeon! Go Away!
Girl 3: It's dumb, so it must be MALE!
Girl 2: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!


Girl 1 and Girl 2 were trying to study in Girl 1's room.There were rumbling noises from the balcony.


Girl 2: What  the hell, was that?
Girl 1: Oh that's pigeons in my balcony.
Girl 2: Ok..
Girl 1: Yeah it sounds like someone's having sex in my balcony.
Girl 2: Yuck..I have a vivid imagination!
Girl 1: Yeah, they are soo many of them its like they are having an orgy party!
Girl 2: STOP!


Here's the last one for now..


A few days ago on Gtalk.

Girl 1 :P
Girl 2: Go Study Exam Tommorow..Girl 1: Don't Feel like..
Girl 2: :')
Girl 1: WTF is :')?
Girl 2: An emoticon
Girl 1: Oh thats an emotional typo! 

That's all for now!!

Blah.Blah.Blah. and more BLAHness!

Random Wishlist:

1. Wants a gay friend like Lloyd. Yeah the Entourage one.

2. Want to name my daughter ( whenever that happens) Vodka.

3. Wants a lifetime supply of Oreos.

4. Wants law school to finish. Or Maybe not.

5.Wants to buy Arsenal not a stake but the whole thing!

6.Wants to be able to play "Iris" on her guitar.

7.Wants a Blackberry.

8. Wants to live on a beach.

9. Wants a CHANEL bag.

10. Lastly I want VSFC to win LEX LA LIGA 2.

OK. This post was the result of studying for the exams, well trying to study for them. Yes, it is that time of the year again, when you see Woolens, Monkey caps, overgrown beards, and sleepy confused looking faces all around. When Maggi is the food to eat, and there's Coffee all over. So if you think I am going mad, blame it on the EXAMS!!

So catchya folks later when I am finally home, after this dreaded semester finally ends!!