Friday 7 March 2008

Boards, Medals, and Baboons............


Guys, my boards have began ...ahh... late night revisions and yeah, eating your favorite stuff whenever you want, long phone calls that start with asking doubts , but ultimately end in discussions about, well, the latest episode of American Idol.(lol!). So, I finished my French exam today, the papier was tres bien, ok, I am still recovering from the after effects of that paper..
When I came back home I kinda realised how much I am missing my blog..So, cher amis , I decided to chronicle each and everyday of my exams in my blog! I must say, I did have quite an experience today.
Here goes my first day...
I woke up at 4:15...yawn..then revised French verbs and their conjugation..I was very happy to realise that this would be my last time learning those miserable verbs! Yeah come on, it does get pretty bugging if you have to write stuff like this a billion times, here's an example:
Je suis
Tu es
Il est
Elle est
Nous sommes
Vous etes
Ils sont
Elles sont...

I don't have the patience to tell you the translation..
So, then I got ready by 7, and reached Vignan Junior College by 7:30am. The first sight of the dilapidated building shocked me! I began to wonder if the building would survive the 13 days we have our exams..It was in a state of ultimate despair. There was renovation work everywhere. Now, the College itself was on the third floor. The only floof which was not in shambles.
After a herculean effort to find our rooms and those last minute 'All the best's Sam and I parted ways. I slowly made my way into class room 1-A. It looked morose, like it was not happy to be our 'host' for the exams, well never mind.
Exactly at 7:50, our invigilators came in. I am still wondering how men, aged between , let's say in their late twenties manage to move around in tight crotch hugging pants. Yeah, that's what we got for invigilators..a couple of weird baboons!
I finally started writing my paper at five minutes past 8. I breezed through the translations , and the comprehension. I was thinking my way out of the question and answers when it happened. It always happens during public exams. It happened to me in the ICSE, first year was no different....why should this year be any special?
Okey guys, I am leftie. So what? I am not a leper am I?
So, when I was writing the answer, one of the baboons comes and starts looking at my paper, I don't think that he even understood one bit of what I had written. He was busy staring at my writing..Now, how are you supposed to write, if a man in a crotch hugging pant and a chest bearing shirt (ala a Salman Khan, well , now even Shahrukh and also Amir is also not lagging behind), and also giving off an unbearable odour is leaning over you????????? Ohk, I waited for two minutes, the stench was too much! I turn sharply to him..and my eyes say,'Buzz off, stinky!' I think he got the message....so he walks off, and starts chatting with the other baboon, or maybe they are gay..they could not get their hands off each other..yuck!!!!!!!
I finish my paper at 9:45 am..then spent a whole hour thinking of well, nothing, watching the baboons, and their miserable attempts to flirt with middle aged lady invigilators, I finally hand in my paper at a half past ten, and made my way home with Sam.
She had done her paper well too.....
English on Monday, so cya guys then!
I would also like to wish the Indians on my behalf! They were awesome..their victory was well deserved...I don't think I am gonna say anything more...and yeah, Congrats Brett for bagging the Allan Border Medal...And finally I am gonna miss you Gilly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Get well soon Eduardo!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good on ya mate! Go make me proud! And do your exams well!

Anonymous said...

Hey, ATB for ur math papers! I noe you hate them! And yeah....those kinda people are kinda common..! I got some like that for my papers too....lol! Enjoy your papers!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sneha.........wat's all this 'crotch' business babes????????lol!
Hey, anyway do your exams well!!

Anonymous said...

All the very best!