GAFFES ,GAFFES ,and more.....

The cricket season's on...everyonez having a party. So I thought I ll throw in some fun too.Here are some good ones:
We have desi commentary in Hindi. Educating the Englees speakers.
Third manz not THEESRA AAdmi.
For the purist the beginning of an over is 'unki sesh aarambh ho gayi', and the end of an over is 'unki sesh sesh ho gayi'.
The maiden over is 'unki kumari sesh ho gayi'.
John Arlott made commentary a pleasure.
When the streaker streaked @ Lords;
Arlott: The old ladies in the crowd are seeing what they havnt seen for years.
On a visit to the MIDDLE EAST , FRED Trueman was learnt that his host had 198 wives. Acc to Arlott he said: Golly another 2, and he can have the new ball!
Pakistan are on tour to Oz land , when Greg Chappell was bowled.
Zaheer Abbas shouts " Faquih you got him!"
I am sure u noe what Chappell musta heard it like!!
Pak on tour again only now in England:
Bary Knight was batting when Rex Alston said:
There is going to be a bowling change and we are going to see Afaq @ the NursuryEnd. Was that by mistake?
Jim Swanton was a thing among the commentators, prompting his colleagues into " Jim is such a snob that he won't travel in the same car as his chauffer".
The election of the pope was on in Rome.So was a Test match Lord's. A crowd was waiting to see the puff of white smoke in St.Peter's Square at the Vatican.At the same time back in London Brian Johnston was commentating, he saw smoke belching out of an old Tavern:
Ah. I see that Jim Swanton has just been elected Pope!.
Here's one from Tennis:
Wimbledon.
Rex Alston drops a brick at a Ladies match"Louise Brough cannot serve at the moment as she has not got any balls!".
So on , these are the best ones I can find. Maybe I'll write some more when I find some. So that's that.
Here's one more:
Peter Pollock playing for the RoW slips and twists his ankle.BJ is irreplaceble:
He is in excruciating pain.It is especially bad , as he is here on his honeymoon with his pretty wife.Still he'll probably be all right tommorow if he sticks it up tonight." Dennis Crompton, in the commentary box, collapses at this.
Some Double entendre, isn't it???