Monday 18 January 2010

Super Mario the "FM GUY"


       "Arre! Sh....!", he walks into class, in that classic "I am the coolest" style of his. He picks up the attendence register, with a frown on his big round face..people already snigger.."Arrey Sh.....!"

Before taking attendance he looks at us. He points to a braclet he's wearing and says, "This wiring, is not allowed in Corporate", "like in Bombay, and all. I was having class only at 3, so I was going out".

Slowly people's names are distorted in ways that are possible only in his class, then double checking happens! On days like today, which happened to be Sunshine's second class, he raised his football shaped head and said, "Surja Prakash, arre! first class?"..
  
Slowly in the middle of interest rates, and compounding there's this one multipls choice question:
Paintal (yes, I did not misspell it) has approached a bank for opening a recurring deposit for 2 years at an annual rate of blah, blah, blah.............
a)Compund Interest
B)sgisi
C)psgheip
D)effective rate of interest

then he says,
PICK THE WRONG ANSWER!!
    
        Then we move onto bigger things like, annuity, and a big fat load of Finance. He finally found a book, which could possibly reach his standards. And lo! he suddenly finds Sunshine and H sleeping. "Arre, these people will sleep now, in the end they will say they did not understand...".He looks at Sunshine and says, "He slept, so I'll also sleep". He tells them both to read up the chapter, and step into class the next day, and he will ask them questions.
   
I am guessing if they don't answer the questions tomorrow, he'll take care of them like how he took care of Bowser and Koopalings! There's also a Princess Peach in our University, yeah with a lot more monotonous name, but then again, that's another story, for another day!

But all said and done, he's definetly one of the COOLEST DUDES, that walked the face of this Earth! :)

2 comments:

Shreya said...

Bowser? Koopalings?
Princess Peach?
Care to translate?

Oh yes, Mario is oh-so-cool!

Unknown said...

Oh lala .....u shud actually play mario to know tht honey.... and i ll give u a hint, princess peach is mario's gal, I am u know who i am referring to in teh real unmario world! :P