What happens if.............

Let us all gear up for a blog full of fantastic ideas , solutions , and of course What ifs....................................
1. What happens if Team India wins the Cricket World Cup?
I would never ever have believed , it actually happened. Maybe as the finishing runs are taken,or the last wicket tumbles a nation full of cricket crazy fans will, celebrate to their heart's content. The Govt. of India will give acres of plots to the cricketers..And last..but not the least my friend's business proposition of making effigees of the players , will itself be burnt to the ground. And most important of all, we will get to see a lot of Dravid-Ganeshas, Sourav-Ganeshas, and the like!!!!!!!!
2.How do you make sure Federer loses some finals?
As they say , behind everyman there is a woman. Fedex himself sayz he cannot play good if his 'gal' isn't watching! Idea! Ban his girlfriend to all his matches!(Especially Slam Finals).
Where is a man without his animal?
Idea.no.2: Ask Federer to play all his matches with his cow , Julie tethered to his ankle.Well, we need some equality in sport, don't we?(chuckles)
If these rules are implemented it's good news to one Mr.Roddick.
3.Forget, Brett Lee...let's say Shane Warne decides to star in a Hollywod flick......
Name of the movie will be........
700!
Rating-A(With a warning , for strong sexual content)
4.Lalu becomes PM of India:
The following amends will take place in the Indian Constitution:
1. A ban on all transport , exept trains.
2. He will grant maximum funds to IIMs.
3.All parents-in-Law of MPs, can travel tol free , reservation free in any class , in any train in any part of our country.
5.Ok, if George Bush was an Indian, his name would have been:
George Bushekar.(A Mumbaikar)
Sardar Georgesh Bushawar Singh.(Punjabi)
Vengala George Bushweshwara Rao(Typical Telugu...ain't it?)
And I always leave the best for the last:
Gogeshwar Rao Kapoor!
6. If my boyfriend hits me:
I would take out my pocket knife and ...........................
(Inspired by 'Provoked').
7. The bowler I am terrified of
James Franklin......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ps.Non-LFJCians note
Brother James- exprinci of LFJC
Brother Franky-Current princi(cum caretaker ) of LFJC.
8.How do you get Hayden out for a duck?
Simple , ask the Wicket -Keeper of the fielding side to tie up Mr.Hayden's laces together, and wham ! There falls the mighty Hayden for a mighty 'Duck'. The Stumps would have been smashed to pieces!
Warning: The match might also be interrupted , due to a minor earthquake!
(Sorry Haydos! Love you man!)
9.Lastly , I have finally gotten what might be the answer to cricket's gr8test mystery. This solution might actually work! With due respects to the work of Mr.Shields and his officers, and also the Black suits of Scotland yard.....
Get a telepath, ask him\her to communicate with Mr.Woolmer's spirit..and bam! you have the answer to the most terrifying murder , or whatever it was, of the cricketing history!
Please pay the the telepath well!!
10. Winner of the India Vs Bangladesh series in May?
Well, I have no clue, man!
Bye for now , I have to go ,sit and think abt the Ind V Bang series!LOL! Adieuss!