Its Bingo, these days not Binga!!!

Yeah! your eyes are perfect! It was was just me referring to my recent infactuation with Bingo!
I was just tired of waiting for Binga to resume doing what he is best at. I hope he gives up on those futile attempts to record an album in Hindi. I mean instead of wasting two weeks in India
, he could have worked on his rehabilitation , or spent some time with his young family. No, he decides to fly all way down to, or rather up to India, and try his luck at BOLLYWOOD.
I am not the only who's caught the Bingo! bug...most of my mates at Prime are suffering from the 'Bingo!-Syndrome'.So much so that when I gave my Rs.5 choclate treat for passing my exams, Ipsita was quick to point out that Bingo! would have been a better treat! There hardly passes a day without Vatsal imitating the 'Vango-Pongo-Bingo!' advertisements.
The advertisements are also quite pleasing, only to idiots like me...not to intellectuals like..let's say Varshita?*Chuckles* Anyway, my particular favorite is the Jango-Jango-Bingo!.
The others are pretty good too.
But, people do you know what the best part is?
None of my Bingo! crazy friends(including me)..have actually tasted Bingo! So, I am waiting for my mom's return from the Super market so I can ask her for Bingo!. But I have a feeling that I am going to dissapointed this time round too.....
Now I am very dissappointed to note that the Aussies have won their Third consecutive WC title! Binga, get well soon, otherwise there will be no vacancy in the team! And Iam not joking.
My mom's come....and you noe what? no Bingo!
My sad life is becoming sadder by the day.....
Neway I have to go pray that Sambhav Kundalia passes his Chemistry exam, so he won't write the Law school entrances with me next summer! Cause if he writes this year, he is sure to get through! So, Go! Sambhav!

YaY! I got through!!!!!!!!!!

People ,its party time at home! I not only passed, but also achieved an 'A' , in all my subjects! Now, the world is coming into place. I am going back to being 'normal'. Law classes are fun! My friends at Prime are becoming better by the day. Sometimes it makes me wonder, will I be able to go on, without them next year???
Well, I guess like most things, I will know it as time passes.
The World Cup, is turning out to be really boring. The Aussie jauggernaut is rolling steadily(not fair! Lee where the hell are you maan?). Not even New Zealand could stop them. Well , finals are next saturday, and we'll see what will happen. Farewell Brian, you have given us lots of entertainment for a very long time!
Alvida man! Kudos! I will surely miss you.
Man! Oh! Man! A suspect in the Woolmer murder case...I wonder who it is.
I wish that Mr.Charismatic(Mark Shields), could tell us faster. He is rumoured to be a very regular goer to the pub in Pegasus. Given his lifestyle, where bindaas seems to be the buzzword...., I wonder what will happen?
Anyway I have to go now, I have to listen to a session on torts.
So bubye!

It's almost been a month since my exams were done. Everyday of the first two weeks was good. I could live through those. The world Cup kept me occupied. So did a few other things...I could stop myself from thinking about the day my results would arrive. Those things , I kept pushing them to the lowly dark depths of my mind.
But sometimes in the middle of the night I would just wake up sweating....my nights were filled with dreams wherein , my marks memo contained,'The Big F'. I would wake up screaming. I don't know what really happened to me this year. I am still wondering if high school has the same insane effect on people...................
I mean, ofcourse there are people in class, whose 'rattofying power' remains the same , from class 10. There exist people who wake up at 4am , to 'practice' trigonometry!(90% actually end up learning it by heart. coz the same sums come in the board papers).
On June the 2nd 2006, when I first went onto LF.....I was brimming with confidence. Cause, my life till then was a dream. Maybe I needed this year to bring me back to the earth! The new friends were some of the best I ever had. Well, somewhere down the line ,my life went awry.
My results will be out tomorrow, if I somehow scrape through all my subjects.....My next blog will be my happiest eva!

P.S.-people keep signing the petition to save hockey!

Save our sport!

I know, you people must be wondering what the hell am I speaking about..I am talking about the ‘real’ national sport of India….yup! Hockey..and not the willow game.We have been lead most of the time to believe we cannot do without cricket! Hell we can!!.
The history of Indian hockey is fabulous. 7 Olympic golds! The greatest ever hockey player to walk the face of the earth was from India. Ask, let’s say, your grandad about one Mr.Dhyanchand, Iam sure the praising bandwagoon will be hard to stop!
Such was the great history of hockey in India. Please help in reviving our National Game….A truly noble history…Look at the condition of the game now!
What is happening? If the debacle at the 2004 Olympics is anything to go by..well, the Hockey in India is on a mighty downward slide.
So , my friend has come up with an amazing idea!We have made a petition to the President of India to look into the affairs of the game..Yes! a petition.Please sign it, if you want to make a difference!
You can sign it @:
http://www.petitiononline.com/12hockey/petition.html

Please do it! For our sport’s sake! It does not deserve the injustice which is being meted out to it!
Adieuss for now!
P.S.: Next blog may be written by my new cat, ‘Oz’. Iam not sure when he will time for this, but yes, negotiations are well and truly on. So:
Hold your breath,
I wont give up!

What happens if.............

Let us all gear up for a blog full of fantastic ideas , solutions , and of course What ifs....................................
1. What happens if Team India wins the Cricket World Cup?
I would never ever have believed , it actually happened. Maybe as the finishing runs are taken,or the last wicket tumbles a nation full of cricket crazy fans will, celebrate to their heart's content. The Govt. of India will give acres of plots to the cricketers..And last..but not the least my friend's business proposition of making effigees of the players , will itself be burnt to the ground. And most important of all, we will get to see a lot of Dravid-Ganeshas, Sourav-Ganeshas, and the like!!!!!!!!
2.How do you make sure Federer loses some finals?
As they say , behind everyman there is a woman. Fedex himself sayz he cannot play good if his 'gal' isn't watching! Idea! Ban his girlfriend to all his matches!(Especially Slam Finals).
Where is a man without his animal?
Idea.no.2: Ask Federer to play all his matches with his cow , Julie tethered to his ankle.Well, we need some equality in sport, don't we?(chuckles)
If these rules are implemented it's good news to one Mr.Roddick.
3.Forget, Brett Lee...let's say Shane Warne decides to star in a Hollywod flick......
Name of the movie will be........
700!
Rating-A(With a warning , for strong sexual content)
4.Lalu becomes PM of India:
The following amends will take place in the Indian Constitution:
1. A ban on all transport , exept trains.
2. He will grant maximum funds to IIMs.
3.All parents-in-Law of MPs, can travel tol free , reservation free in any class , in any train in any part of our country.
5.Ok, if George Bush was an Indian, his name would have been:
George Bushekar.(A Mumbaikar)
Sardar Georgesh Bushawar Singh.(Punjabi)
Vengala George Bushweshwara Rao(Typical Telugu...ain't it?)
And I always leave the best for the last:
Gogeshwar Rao Kapoor!
6. If my boyfriend hits me:
I would take out my pocket knife and ...........................
(Inspired by 'Provoked').
7. The bowler I am terrified of
James Franklin......LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ps.Non-LFJCians note
Brother James- exprinci of LFJC
Brother Franky-Current princi(cum caretaker ) of LFJC.
8.How do you get Hayden out for a duck?
Simple , ask the Wicket -Keeper of the fielding side to tie up Mr.Hayden's laces together, and wham ! There falls the mighty Hayden for a mighty 'Duck'. The Stumps would have been smashed to pieces!
Warning: The match might also be interrupted , due to a minor earthquake!
(Sorry Haydos! Love you man!)
9.Lastly , I have finally gotten what might be the answer to cricket's gr8test mystery. This solution might actually work! With due respects to the work of Mr.Shields and his officers, and also the Black suits of Scotland yard.....
Get a telepath, ask him\her to communicate with Mr.Woolmer's spirit..and bam! you have the answer to the most terrifying murder , or whatever it was, of the cricketing history!
Please pay the the telepath well!!
10. Winner of the India Vs Bangladesh series in May?
Well, I have no clue, man!
Bye for now , I have to go ,sit and think abt the Ind V Bang series!LOL! Adieuss!

Who am I?

I look in the mirror
and someone looks back,
into the depths of my eyes........
Is that me?
or am I that?
Who are we?
The more I think ,
the more forget to sleep,
to talk or to even wink!!
The more people I aks,
in deeper depths of confusion, I bask
Who Am I?
I ve always wondered,
but never really pondered,
Am I a Kryptonite,
born in the cold darkness of the night?
The stars keep shining......
and the sun continues to rise in the east.........
But I keep whining,
because I am puzzled,
about my dreary life,
which seems to be a long unending strife..............
by
SNEHA SINDHU G

I Wanna Scream!!!!!!!!!!

Yes!......You got that right mate!
I wanna scream!!!!!!!!!! I want to pull out my hair! I want to bang my head against the wall!I want to tear myself into a thousand pieces and scatter them eveywhere!And I want to make sure everyone hears this!!!
"No one is ever going to take me for granted!! Never again in my insignificant life!"
The person indicated, knows what Iam talking abt..No, I am not taking any names.
So, You! Whoever you are, you just listen...and damn ! you listen mighty well!

I am not your F######g prick!,
alright?

And let this stay in your rotten brain forever.
Then when I actually think about this.......it seems that it is common in our large country. Yes, I am talking about the the huge word that literally haunts the newspapers in the country. The media uses it to describe everything and anything.
CORRUPTION....Corrupt officials...corrupt teachers....corrupt policemen and ya... the most used, corrupt politicians! Coming to think of it this , behaviour is very common among the people in our great desh. The aam aadmi is said to be suffering because of this... This is the case , yes , but it arises only because the aam janta is allowing it to happen!
You stay in a rented house...you want your passport. You go to the required place, and they ask you for a proof of your address. Since you stay in a rented house.. you have to go to the MRO's office and get some document! Once in the MRO's office you ask for the document...and, there apart from paying the required fee, you have to pay the officer something under the desk , so your work can be done quickly. And if you say no , forget the document they say! In that circumstance everything is adverse to you! You have to give in!
This is a classic example of how things work! You try complaining to the officials ,and they turn out to be even more nefarious!
The only way this can be changed is by putting your foot down, and demanding the work has to be done. Yes, they will ignore you , but they cannot do that forever . This is how the situation is in government offices in our country.
This occcurs everywhere right from petrol pumps to the posh uptown offices.
And thinking about what the Constitution says..I mean what can it say?
How can it help us? I mean a Constitution, which till now does not give a woman the right of inheritence by birth, do about things like these?
Yes, the system in this country sucks , it's terrible. As Karan (Siddharth in Rang De Basanti), says you try to change the system and it will change you!
No. I don't agree with him, this system can be changed ! And it will be changed.. When everyone puts their foot down on unfair things! The change will not be instantaneous , but yes it will come !
So... let all of us strive to make our country free from this terrible germ. Let's all country men join hands to make not only our country , but also the World a better place to live in!
AdieuSSS!
*P.S. Xcuse me for all the expletives I have used!