Friday 2 April 2010

And the award for the lamest class in the university goes to........................

Well in this post the queen or may I say the Goddess decides to share some of teh most recent gems which I have had the oppurtunity to witness in class. Haffun! (This post is all real names and real people).

Before an early morning CPC class, people are just filling in...
Yum-Sasti!
Pritha- Aaj ka mehengayi mein thoda sastaap zaroori hain!
Speechless!

During a serious Family law presentation
Nimesh - "The husband gets a year to (im)prove his potency....."
The class erupts
Abhilasha- What? He can take treatment
More giggles....
Well, it was supposed to be prove potency..

In the library...
Sandeep- random nonsense
Sneha-Live life Sneha size!!!!

Sneha - He thinks he a cool dude!
Sandeep- No man no....
Pritha - No he's a thanda doodh!

During a heated game of Hangman
Aditi- Krypton? Thats not even word!
Sneha- It is a noble gas!
Aditi- Saumi is krypton a noble gas?
Saumya- Neon Radon Krypton blah blah blah
Sneha- Hahahahhahhaa!
Well I guess the English dictionary is losing  touch..

Sneha- Don't say Moksh! It's a nice place back home...
Thara- Moksh! Moksh! Moksh!
(Well, that's the level of brains we have in our class)

Sneha- Hey what do you want for your birthday?
Sandeep-Kohinoor Diamond!
(Great expectations......)

Prapti- Kisne Kata?
Animesh- Res judicata..

Oneday Surya and I were eating chicken sitting on the mess arc, there was a little dog eyeing my food,
Surya- Chal Bhaag ja yahasey, Kutte!
(Who tries to scare a dog by calling it "DOG"?)

Well, that's my beloved class!! I 'll be back with more :D After all it's my class ain't it? Ciao.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

it is improve potency stupid... who needs a yr to prove potency... if u get preggo its enuf.. dont need to wait for child to be born.... its improve only...

Shreya said...

I am sure the statement which incited me to pass the comment requires mention!

Anonymous said...

hmm, i'm not to sure whether getting "preggo" would be an apt way of proving potency in a court of law, thats just ridiculous. and

Anonymous said...

further more i'm pretty sure that theres no watermark sperm count for upholding the validity of a a marriage. sounds freaky as hell apart from being legally unsound

Anonymous said...

dear anonymous..
a . thts a stmt .. and i never said to court
b) it was a comical post.... and u are ruinin it.... moreover by being anonymous... sorry hate such things...