Thursday 9 July 2009

Sasthaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

This post is dedicated to the creators of LTTE. The 'genius creators of the intellectually stimulating' blog have also inspired me to write this 'stimulating' post. I hit upon this idea when I was sitting next to yellow, in a rather dull history class.

The following post contains certain very classified and valuable information. It's an insiders view of the proceedings of Room 11 of a certain 'Halls of Learning'.

Early in an OB class,
Sunshine walks in with two of his rays,
(OB shoots an icy look)
SS-Sorry mam, first time
OB-This is my first class

*Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!*

During a heated debate on offences,
MS-The driver of a car which breaks down and causes a road block is guilty of causing public nuisance.
Curly haired girl- The driver is not guilty cuz, he has no mens rea. The car is guilty, because it broke down....

*applause* *applause*

Walking down from a drab history class,
Curly haired girl, in the tone of somebody who's found out that they won a lottery-
Mithakshara and Dayabhaga are not Hindu schools of law! They are Nibandhas! Ha! Ha!

Talk about students being stressed in Law Schools.

While talking about offence,
MS-........................said Justice Edward Coke, the founder of Coca Cola,........
Bushy haired girl-Really?
MS-No. It was just a joke.

*ROTFL*

During a five minute I walked into class.
N, said the following, pointing to Guy S and Slash, who were sleeping with their heads down on the their table.
"Two people sleeping together"

*hmmmmmm*

Marketing was walking into class, and people were stumbling back into their seats,
Curly haired girl-Get a Life!
Bushy haired girl-Get a wife!

*India said gay ho! dinnit?*

LC(girl)-Three Mukherjees are coming! I might get lucky!
(One of them is a girl!)

*All hail 377*

2 comments:

yellow said...

*glowing with pride*
you are hereby bestowed with the title of 'Sasta Sneha'!!
all hail!!

Sneha said...

I am honored!