Thursday 11 January 2007

Please! Itz not anyways, its anyway!!

This is a serious blog.....It deals with a problem prevelent among many Indian youth..No, its not drugs, not sex, HIV is too much for a part-time blogger like me to talk about! So, read on.....
Picture this:
A college campus, with its fair share of kewl dudes and haat babez.A group of such people are talking , thier conversation is, ahem..... well puntuated with "anyways",.. for God's sake, or Pete's sake , the word is anyway!!! Not anywayz!!!Whats happening? Every Khan in the Bollywood flicks says , well you got it right, anyways. Even Big b and apna lambu, Abhishek also say the sickening word!Not to mention Hrithik(err..is that his spelling?).
Now moving onto small screen, everyone from the lovesick boss(read 'Armaan sir' in Jassi ) to the girl on the bike(read Ananya'Ek Ladki Anjaani Si), conveniently say "anyways"!!!The so called Hosts of the many reality shows that have sprung up these days also say "anyways". Sheeesh!!
Why do they do that? Do n't they knew its wrong? Do they keep saying it even though its wrong because its "cool yaar"!Some one has to do something...this is a problem day by day.. even my English lecturer says it!! What is wrong with these people?
Here is an example of the worst of the worst :
One of my highly respectible frnds to watch Hamlet which happens to be his favorite play.All was fine, until, suddenly like a bolt out of the the blue...an electric shock for the poor man....an actor in the middle of his sentence used , well, u noe it don't you??Thank God Shakespeare is not here with us!! They didnt even spare the Bard himself!This is amounting to nothing!
You should try telling them, you will be lucky to escape with only , a volley of abuses thrown at you! These people can do much worse..You might stumble upon people who might just say"whatever", after listening to all that u say, then give you a look which tries to communicate to the people around you ,that you pose a possible threat to them!
So this blog aims to tell all the kewl gals and hot guys(oops isnt it the other way round?), and ofcourse the wannabes, do not use anyways.Its not ANYWAYS its ANYWAY!! This is the only way thats correct!!ANYWAY!ANYWAY and only ANYWAY!!
Ok, thats all from me..folks! Ciao soon. Pass on the message,"Itz anyway!!".

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