Here's a list of a few things we get to hear in a certain class of ours everyday, however they are in saabspeak,so I have also provided the translations in humanspeak so you will not have to undergo the torture imposed on me in the first few weeks of college. Yeah, that was very annoying, considering the complexity of the subject, 'saab' teaches.
"Attanaace"-Well, its saabspeak for attendance.
Before an exam, while distributing the answer sheets,"Take the shit! You got shit? If you dint tell me,I'll give you shit!"- shit is simply sheet
While explaining a sum, "for your convenient"..no explanation needed!
"Solve the sum, both aff".......-Solve both the sums
"This example in portion, this sum in not portion"
"eagg"-egg
"examful"-example
When somebody is trying to explain something to his highness in hindi its,"Espik in englissss"
"egjactly"........you better be able to guess that one!
"propose of"-it's the purpose of
"deparching"- Well, it's simply departing
This is what we got to hear at the end of class today, " Khatam hone wala time hai." Maybe he wanted to say ,"time khatam hone wala hain"....
Till now, I have held my breath and saved the best for the last,
"I am the examinasion"
I guess he wants to say, that he's a part of the Examination Committee.All the above quoted lines are 90% of the time accompanied by what is popularly known as the "Saab"dance! Yeah, he swings and shakes every part of his disgusting body, and he gets all excited and carried away, and thinks the class laughs at his sad jokes, when we are actually laughing at his poor attempts at being funny!
1 comment:
"i am tha examinason" hahahahha... "you can make tha watever"... the is the losers the rns... hahahha
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